They Call Me Lauren

"Everybody wants to be on the mountaintop, but if you’ll remember, mountaintops are rocky and cold. There is no growth on the top of a mountain. Sure, the view is great, but what’s a view for? A view just gives us a glimpse of our next destination-our next target. But to hit that target, we must come off the mountain, go through the valley, and begin to climb the next slope. It is in the valley that we slog through the lush grass and rich soil, learning and becoming what enables us to summit life’s next peak."

Andy Andrew (via psych-facts)

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9 Things Only Ellen Could Get Away With

bookishamy:

littlebitoftroyler:
pridesite:
1. Delivering pizza at an awards show like it’s totally normal.
2. Getting a million celebrities together to take a selfie and break the Internet.
3. Getting The President to dance on national television.
4. She can get T-Swift to wear sweaters with her and watch cat videos.
5. She can dispense advice like no one else.

6. She is never afraid, even when Jennifer Aniston tries her hardest to scare her.
7. She can convince Britney to shimmy in front of random strangers’ houses.
8. She’s always going to be herself regardless of what people say.
9. Her haters are her motivators.
If ellen is not your idol theres something wrong with you
i love ellen but i’m pretty sure anyone could get
taylorswift
to wear sweaters and watch cat videos

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just-shower-thoughts:

I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.

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my-teen-quote:
“Love quotes? you must follow this blog!
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gublernation:
“i’ve seen these with my own eyes
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Parents be like

Parent: You can tell me anything :)
Child: I'm depressed
Parent: Snap out of it
Child: I'm anxious all the time
Parent: No you're not
Child: I'm gay
Parent: Not in my house
Child: I'm bisexual
Parent: It's a phase, you'll grow out of it.
Child: *is rebellious and emotionally distant*
Parent: WHERE DID I GO WRONG?????
Child: *stops trying, moves out and cuts contact*
Parent: Kids these days are so ungrateful...

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missyay:

nazerine:
excessivecompulsive:
nazerine:
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

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glasucous: